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"The barriers between us have fallen and we have become - our own shadows" Helios, Deus Ex.
How to Leave the Planet

1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it is very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3. If you don't have any friends at the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the oversees operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least no one to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you may as well try.
4. If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that its vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives.

in The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams

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04.08.2010 в 00:32

Корю́ковка (укр. Корюківка) — город в Черниговской области Украины, центр Корюковского района.
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04.08.2010 в 10:33

We may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode.
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